RCM Runs Rabid Again!

Howdy Ho all you invisible fans! Yeah, I know it has been a few years.. ok fuck you, been 2 years, 6 months and fuck knows how many days I have bit the world with my rabies. But go fuck yourself. Nobody has read, commented, or I highly doubt know I exist so I have really have not been motivated to write.... that and:

1) School got in the way

2) I really have mellowed out.. more on that next...

3) In January of this year, I moved my tree and shit to a new state.

4) Nothing of interest to rant about.... that and good old antidepressants along with going through SSRI Discontinuation Syndrome being the culprit of my rage has made me less of a rabid monkey.. but still the good ol' Governor of the State of Insanity!

Ok.. Let me get on the very second one... fuck the order. Ok, I had a Myspace Account that I thought I could make a derivative of this with it's blogging abilities..... Well... That turned out to be a HUGE ASS MISTAKE. See, I learned quickly that people may not read my shit here, THEY DO ON MYSPACE. To make a long ass story short, I ranted about a friend, and I mean an honest to God true blue friend, and he read it. Well, if you did read what I said, you may imagine he'd want to kick my ass. Hell, I scared most of the people around my tree (hee..hee..)To shorten a long ass explanation, he did not but he did make me realize I was out of control. After that I gave up blogging.

I learned a huge lesson thanks in part to my friend.... Not to judge people and to be fair. I thank God he didn't kick my ass as his rising above and calling bullshit on me was more effective than any ass kicking would. I will always regret what I said, even though he forgave me I still feel the regret and feel I will never forgive myself for my stupidity and will have to answer to God about this.

Anyways, even though I have been gone, I have gone through quite a bit. Still up in a tree but in a brand new location. Still rabid and loving cheese and pussy. Not working at a gas station anymore, but as a PC Tech at a company that is low key but still good. Still hating the Retardicans and Dipshitacrats along with HollyRetardWood. Just now a little more mellower since I got meds and oh yeah - getting some...That is right.. Good ol' RCM has a woman. Granted not the crazy one that caused me to move but a nice gal... taking it slow with her so it will pan out. So I guess things happen for a reason., eh?

If anything changes, I'll let ya Rabidteers know. Feels good to be back, but I may not be the same. I have mellowed but only by .001%. Thank God this is an election year and there is lots to rant about... Believe me my fellow imaginary followers - THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!

So for now, this has been a RCM update. So stock up on Anti-Rabies Antidotes, cuz I am back and ready to bite and dickslap again!

2006 - Year of the Rabid Cheese Monkey

Howdy ho you invisible or visible Rabid Cheese Monkey Fans! Start of a new year for all of us. How did your Partner in Insanity start the new year? In bed in my tree, sick as a dog. Ah well, some might think that may be a sign this year will be a shitty year. I say to that - Fuck that, I am not into that superstitious bull shit. This year will be no shittier than other years, so what's the difference? Now I could do a 2005 Year In Bites And Dick Welts... but fuck that shit too (although I was sorely tempted to do so.) I am not going to bore you with that bullshit. What I am going to is rant. Preach my gospel to my fellow Insaniteers!

Without further adieu....

Lately not much has irked me into a Cuss-A-Thon©. Ok I am bullshitting. Seems like some of the topics I have mentioned before have caused me to get my blood boiling again. Oh wait, if I just stop sitting on this hot plate.... Ok, now I could add a new verse to the "On the road of life there are may assholes" about this former HS football player turned meth head and drunk that works for some unknown company that said I wasn't intelligent and a bunch of other shit. But I figure to just say "Fuck that loser" and move on. Besides I don't know him from shit and only way I'd be able to ID him in a crowd is to smell where the booze or meth is coming from. I could rant on about how JEL and their newest retarded tactics. But I know eventually Ballsack will need to think about Valentines day and get McGreedy or his newest gay love fling something, so the money JEL needs will be smoked [badum ching!] away. Oh I could speak oodles about Fat Gay Bob. But I know his day of the apocalypse is coming so no sense in wasting my time over that shit. Should I complain nobody reads this shit? Fuck no. I don't give a fuck. I could rebitch about bitches, but again there is no need to do that.

Soo.. How about this? I DON'T rant. Why not, for a change, say something good? Like my 2 Days After New Year's Resolutions maybe? Ok:

1. I will not bite anybody and give them rabies... will do so anyways, but it sounds good.
2. Lose 5 pounds and go from a tub of lard to a muscle bound monkey with extra rabies.
3. Get some cheese.
4. Get some pussy.
5. Have the ones who are against me get some nasty VD, the clinics be out of meds and die in unfortunate painful ways. (This is the same one I have had for the last 16 years)
6. If that don't happen, somebody just beat the shit out of them till they die or wish they would. (Again a rehash of years prior)
7. Go to a Super Bowl.. Remember I am not a football fan... don't get a ticket and don't give a fuck.
8. Wake each day wanting to be a game designer so I can cruze back to this shit hole of a town totally pimpin with cash to by any bitch in this hole.
9. Be somewhere else when a shit hole of a town in Montana mysteriously and spontaneously blows up.
10. Be caught, be delcared "insane and rabid" by the Judge. Few hours later, everybody in the court room from Judge to Janitor in line for rabies antidote with dick and hand welts.
11. Beat Satan in Ice Hockey.
12. Find that woman that actually wants an adorable rabid monkey that likes cheese. Go back to #4 for what happens after that.
13. Tell the world I found the way to world peace. Sell it to interested parties. Get busted for selling pot.
14. Go to the Office of Youth Tobacco Prevention (the real JEL).. they end up in the line for rabies antidotes with dick and hand welts just behind the Judge.
15. Have them pass a law that says you CAN kill idiots... 3 seconds later get restraining orders from all of Hollywood.
16. Go to the San Andreas fault and see if I can't expedite the "big one".
17. Wake up each morning and realize how great life is. That today will be great and things will go well....
18. ... only to remember life sucks and then we die. That God uses me as his personal latrine and I will die alone, rabid and ignored by all. Starts to wonder if I am manic depressive....
19. To fucking say the mother fucking word fuck as fucking many motherfucking times I fucking can... Ok that was dumb even by my standards....
20. To tell my family, friends, fans of this site, and close ones "I love you" at least once a day... And tell anybody else "Fuck you!" once a day. The real assholes end up in line next to #14 and #10.

So that is my 2 Days After New Year's Resolutions. So far I have done well. Nobody is hurt or in jail. Also the last I checked I wasn't wanted in any state for any reason. The year is young and I have plenty of time to fuck around. Last year could have been better... so could the year before... and the year before... and the year before... Ok you get the point.

I don't get these New Years Resolutions anyways. They are a list of things you want to do, but won't because you are too drunk at Midnight to even know what a list is. Guess its to make us feel better we are failing to meet our expectations and want to change it this year the same way we tryed last year. Ah well... just remember: You don't have to make achievable goals at the stroke of midnight on 1/1/2006 to succeed. You can do that anytime you want and can do it if you put all your might into it.

So Happy New Years my Partners in Insanity. Now give me your cheese tray or I will give you rabies and you will be in a long line for the antidote.

One, Two, Three, What Are We Fighting For? Answer - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Howdy Ho all you Rabid Cheese Monkey Fans... And yes I am insane greeting the invisible fans that I have. But fuck you. I don't give a shit. Anyways, on the off chance I do have people reading my shit and if you have been wondering where the fuck I have been, I lost internet and got fucked over by my phone company. However, fuck all that. I am back and here to bite my rabies into people.

So by now you know that the US is at war and babble babble babble.... Already you know that el Presidente is considered a war monger and mother fucking pussies are protesting it like they did a billion years ago (circa 1960's)... Dumb shits like Michael "Too Fat For My Car" Moore and the stupid shits in HollyRetardoWood are taking up the cause to protest this war... People are declaring it the "2000's Vietnam".... And so on and so forth...

To this I say : WHAT THE FUCKING COCK SUCKING SAM HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDED PEOPLE?!!! ARE YOU SO [Cuss-A-Thon©] FUCKING STUPID THAT WE FORGET THE PAST SOOO FAST AND ARE SO STUPID WE COMPARER THIS WAR WITH A REAL DOOSY OF A WAR?!!!

Fucking Hell... The war we are having now is NOWHERE NEAR what Vietnam was! So far we have lost 2,500 in the time we have been there.... The Vietnam war had MUCH HIGHER CASUALTIES IN A MUCH SHORTER TIME. In the time the Vietnam war had there were over 58 THOUSAND dead... not a paltry 2,000 dead.... so by my guess... that would be about 14,000 dead per year. Still no where NEAR the 2,500 dead over the course of 2 years. Now, I am not saying death means nothing... but the fact we as a society are so stupid that we think 2,500 dead is major and is a blood bath is a sad commentary about how weak the US has gotten.. No thanks to retards that hang out in Hollywood.

Let me put it to you this way - If somebody broke into your house and stole just a quarter, would you raise hell over it? No... the FuckWood Retards would.. of course they would come up with some shit like "well its because somebody broke in and...." distracting you from the fact they are pissed somebody stole a quarter... a quarter they probably have billions of in a bank. Distracting you from the fact the lesser than shit intelligence celebrities have lost a quarter and are covetous about wealth no matter how trivial. Now, lets get something quite clear here - even one lost life is horrendous, however these solders knew the risk involved. How honorable their deaths are by hearing fucking retards like Michael "Too Fat For Intelligence" Moore call their deaths "a cover up" or other assholes in Hollywood a lost cause.

Or worse.... Calling the war a plot for people to get rich! WHAT THE FUCK!?!!! Have dip shits like the ones we call "Celebrities" FORGOTTEN what this asshole Saddam Hussein (from this moment on called Sodomy Insane) has done?! This war is a "Get Him Before He Gets US" war. Oh yeah.. They have oil there... Yes there was no Weapons of Mass Destruction there... but have we forgotten that the bastard USED weapons of Mass destruction BEFORE?! Oh no.. fuckers like Michael "Too Fat For The Truth" Moore want us to forget that and think of Sodomy Insane as the best man to get to know... that he is somebody you'd want to have as your next door neighbor... To that I say WHAT THE [Cuss-A-Thon©] IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! Man... Is America THAT stupid that we are so easily deceived by a bunch of people that totally abuse the First Admendment?!

Now, don't get me wrong... George W. "Nu-cu-lar" Bush isn't Mr. Heaven Sent... Bush is far from being the sharpest tool in the shed. He also has made mistakes that I think are horrendous. For example - spying on people without consent of the courts... Going to war with half ass intelligence... Endorsing torture... but least we forget - WE PUT THE RETARD THERE!!!!! I guess we were put between a rock and a hard place.... it was either him or an equally retarded person. This has nothing to do with Retardicans or Dipshitacrats....Liberal or Conservative, we all get ass raped equally regardless of who or what is in office. Of course the shit eaters in HollyRetardWood go for a Democrat with outstanding accuracy... but maybe that should show you how NOT to vote because of retards like this. But, like women being attracted to assholes, people do the most outlandish and dumbass shit to ever be conceived. Well at least we get some comic relief out of the whole mess...

I guess people forget that once upon a time we were attacked by terrorist. That we are not as safe as we want to think. We have diluteded ourselves into thinking that just because we live in America that we are as secure as Fort Knox. Even after 9/11/2001 we have yet to wake up and realize that there ARE people in the world that would rather kill us than look at us. That just because we have all these rights we can just forget fighting for them. That Talk means more than Action (like Fat Gay Bob and his "all talk and no action" stance). Terrorist like the Al Qaida would rather talk than suicide bomb us. Ok, if you believe this shit like these "Peace" retards, then I must apologize to the Retarded Community... they are GENIUSES COMPAREDED TO YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!! NO the Al Qaida will NOT talk to us... THEY WANT TO KILL US PURE AND SIMPLE! NO Sodomy Insane DOES NOT want peace between us and him. All he sees the US for is more land and stupid bitches for his boys to fuck. He can have the stupid bitches for all I care, but take my tree and you are dead boy! All of these Terrorists stupid shits LAUGH AT RETARDS LIKE YOU THAT SAY THINGS LIKE MICHAEL "TOO FAT FOR MY DIAPER" MOORE OR HAVE YOUR SON DIE IN THIS WAR AND PROTEST AGAINST IT!!!!! Guess what? THEY WERE RIGHT WHEN THEY SAY WE HAVE NO STOMACH FOR BLOOD WHEN WE COMPARE THIS WAR TO AN ACTUAL WAR LIKE VIETNAM!!!!

Ignoring them isn't going to help. Talking isn't going to amount to shit. Leaving now will mean we gave up, giving them another reason to laugh and gloat. So what do we do? WE KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS!!!! What other choice do we have? Society will not last if we keep doing like the ostrichge and hiding our heads when bad things come along. Yes, I do not want to see people die, but freedom has always come with a cost. As long as we can rest knowing there are people out there willing to die to defend the freedoms, no matter how many times its been abused, then we will stand tall. We will be victorious regardless of how much blood was shed. Even when Michael "Too Fat To See My 1/4" Erect Dick" Moore abuses these rights, at least somebody died in order for the shit he speaks to be said. Granted, Bush is a greedy fuck, but at least he has the ol' Texas spirit "Don't Mess With The US" and is willing to be a sacrifice to the polls of the retards.

I hope that one day we can look back and say "What the [Cuss-A-Thon©] fuck were we thinking listening to HollyShit and believing that Peace only comes sometimes through sacrifice and not by being retarded or weak?" I also believe that one day women will realize that nice guys are the best for them and that they were fools for being attracted to scum. But like what I am starting to believe about women (That they are either Bitches, Hoes, or Retarded), it won't happen any time soon....

So God (yes GOD you retards in the ACLU!) bless this messed up and fucked up society. Bless those who will lay their lives down in order for fuckers like Michael "Too Fat For TV" Moore to mock your sacrifice. Bless those who realize that this has nothing to do with political parties that are at each others throats and more to do with our safety. Finally, bless those who know what follows the phrase "United We Stand", that being "Divided We Fall"... because thanks to the Dipshiticans, Retardicrats, and HollyRetardWood we ARE divided....

And we all fall down!

On The Road Of Life, There Are Many Assholes...

Welcome back all you fellow RCM Fans... Like I fucking care if I have any. Anyways, today we are taking a road trip on the road of dreams and I am going to discuss about the many assholes we encounter along the way. I am NOT talking about assholes that gladly show you where the sky is with their middle finger, I am talking about pathetic losers who have failed in their own life and want to see you do the same.

Ok for those out there that didn't know... and that's probably everybody... I want to be a game designer. I am currently in an online college to do so. However, the fact that I am on the road trip to my dreams has not sat well with a few fucking assholes. Let me do the Rabid Cheese Monkey Play-By-Bite List and tell you the potholes in the road that I just call assholes:

• My Ex-Brother-In-Law and closet homosexual told me one night that I was WRONG to chose my dreams over my ex-wife if she DID NOT support me in them. He said also that he had to throw away his for his wife (who is the queen bitch of that family). He wanted to be a cop. He wanted to be in the Army or some military branch. He wanted to be a coach in the local High School football team. What is he now? A Pepsi truck driver with 2 spoiled rotten brats that he don't have to watch or take care of because the special ed inbred family his wife is from takes care of them 24/7. So he says he is content with his life and makes excuses as to why he won't proceed with following any new dreams.
• My best friend from my former work place (hey, a rabid monkey needs money....) is getting married to this guy. Of course I don't know him and he don't know me. Yet that didn't stop him from telling me his two cents about my life at the gas station one night. Told me that taking online classes (even though they are ACCREDITED CLASSES) are NOT the same as going to an actual college. Told me that he and my friend make $3k a month (funny that he told me that while they are driving a POS car) . Told me to find a local woman and stop acting like a high rolling millionaire on the internet and then said he knows what I do online. BUT THE WORST AND THE ASS RIPPING PART WAS WHEN HE CALLED MY DEAREST FRIEND IN NJ, A WOMAN HE DOES NOT KNOW, A BITCH!!!
• I told my Leach brother about this... and in a true YOUNGER brother style tells me that game colleges are a joke because that is what he hears at his college of art. Then agrees that maybe I should look for a local woman.

Ok in response, I say this: YOU MOTHER FUCKING [Cuss-A-Thon©] PIECES OF SHIT EATING [Cuss-A-Thon©] [Cuss-A-Thon - Now with extra Rabies!©] ...catching breath... FUCKING [Cuss-A-Thon©] WITH YOUR MOM AND A HORSE!!!! GO INTO A CLOSET AND FUCK YOURSELF AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT - SHUT THE MOTHER FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

Its like this, ANYBODY THAT WILL NOT BE BEHIND ME IN MY DREAMS IS DEAD WEIGHT AND WILL BE CUT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE! IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER, YOU'D KNOW HOW IMPORTANT MY DREAMS ARE AND NOT TRY TO SHIT ON THEM!!! YOU'D ALSO KNOW I'D BE BEHIND YOUR DREAMS AS WELL, IF NOT BE MORE SO BEHIND THEM THAN ANYBODY ELSE. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FAILING IN YOUR OWN LIFE DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME FAIL WITH YOUR PATHETIC SHIT FOR BRAINS WORDS!!!!!

Let me start my biting and infecting of rabies:

Ok, I hate to aim my double barrel shit gun at my younger brother, but he isn't right. See, all his life he has felt that he is above everyone for some reason. Now, if you have seen his leaches site you'd know that he has some serious points that are on the money. HOWEVER BEING RIGHT ON SOME ISSUES DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOD!!! He said that Game Colleges are considered a joke. I hate to break it to him this way, BUT SO IS ART COLLEGE!!! See, you don't have to go to college to become an artist or animator. Art colleges are also the blunt end of numerous jokes... I have yet to hear one one about game colleges... Also, to use the same words he said to me, all art and even game colleges are is a way to create a portfolio and make connections. Mind you a very expensive one, but a portfolio and connections nonetheless. What I am doing is no different than what he is doing. Only difference is that... well guess what... THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ONLY REAL DIFFERENCE IS SO OBVIOUS I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY, BUT I WILL BECAUSE I KNOW RETARDS WILL MISS THE POINT: THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT I AM DOING GAME DESIGN AND HE IS DOING ANIMATION!!! Also on a side note I should mention this: He heard this from his ART teachers who MAY HAVE been in the game industry. I am with instructors learning about game design THAT HAVE BEEN OR STILL ARE IN THE GAME INDUSTRY. Is there a difference? If you say no, I have to question if you are a sentient being...

Also, if game design schools are such a joke - Why the fuck have them in all sorts of game developing publications (and by publications, I mean "not seen in the public eye form of publications") and make them hard as hell to get into? I don't see his college in any of these magazines or on there websites. This is just another thing that people that know my leach brother do not see. He lives in his own world and will miss or not get even the most simple concepts, and the concepts he conceives are 100% right to him even if its 100% wrong to the rest of the universe. So its highly probable, using the filter I have had to use on him in the 24 or so years of his life that a college instructor told him "Game colleges are not widely accepted [bolding this to show what he may have missed] RIGHT NOW". So he took that as "Game colleges are a joke". Well, my point here is fuck you and I am doing this joke or not. I still got love for ya Leach brother... just don't stomp on my dreams with your distorted view on reality.

Also, I should metion that I am not a hypocrite. I have never thrashed his dreams or spoken anything negative about them. Am I jealous that he is in a college known for its students? No, not really. He may beat me to the finish line when it comes to accoplishing dreams, but then again who said it was a race? What matters is that I AM going to fulfill my dreams. It may have taken me a while and has been a long road to get to this point, but I will become a game designer. Its sad that he, my own brother, wants to thrash my dreams despite my unwavering support in his. However, this is a typical manuver for him. Thrash another to feel better about one self... and if he does that with his own flesh and blood, think what he does for others...

Now onto the closet gay I will refer to from this point forward as Fat Gay Bob. Ol' Fat Gay Bob told me to throw away my dreams if my ex didn't want to be behind me in the dreams. He then proceeded to tell me how he wanted to be a coach, a cop, and a army man but threw them away for his wife. He told me how my priorities are wrong and how he was content being a Pepsi truck driver. Well... Gay Bob forgot to tell me one thing - HIS DREAMS WERE NOT THROWN AWAY BY HIM, THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM!!!! See, here is the problem. He forgot to tell me that the cops near my tree KNOW about him leading me to assume that he has A CRIMINAL HISTORY! What would that history be, besides driving like a freak? You guessed it - DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!! So Fat Homo Bobby, because of YOUR OWN STUPIDITY you lost the chance to be these things. The Military and Police screen against things like this and if they show up, even if it's assault and battery of another man, you won't BE HIRED because any assult history disqualifies you IMMEDIATELY!!! Same is true for being a coach even in this rat dropping of a town, and the rub is that they know about how quick to violence he is too! Thing is he is all talk and no action. TALK IS CHEAP FAT GAY BOB AND ANYBODY ELSE THAT WANTS TO RUIN MY DREAMS FOR THAT MATTER! He cannot stand the fact that he has a go nowhere job and is married to a bitch that works at a poor man's Wal Mart and also is going nowhere. Guess that is made up for the fact he don't have to raise his kids because his wife's family, who are what the pool boy took out of the gene pool and is proof inbreeding is wrong, does all that while he sleeps on his gay ass. Good parenting there fokes! Also, Fat Gay Bob and that whole bunch of inbreds are racist chicken heads, so sadly the kids will be taught to be as narrowminded as Fat Gay Bob's asshole.

Also, he cannot stand the fact that somebody is going to achieve more than he and that bitch ever will. Well, guess what? JUST BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID AND RUINED YOUR LIFE DOES NOT MEAN I, OR ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER, WILL FOLLOW YOUR FAT GAY ASS!!!! I know that he has been talking shit about me and my family, presumably to get me to fight him. Now, I could put action to his words and do some harmful stuff to Fat Gay Bob, but why? I am not going to have my dreams taken away from me just for an act of revenge and I am not going to stoop to his level, which is below shit. When Fat Gay Bob sees a new game that I had a hand in developing and his bitch has to stare at my works from behind her counter, THAT will mean more to me than any act of revenge could EVER accomplish. I think in honestly its because he and his bitch couldn't stand the fact that when I do achieve this, I would be moving out of my tree with my ex and onto a new tree out of state. They would be short one free babysitter if this happened. Well, to those bitches I say: KISS MY ASS, YOU FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES!!!

Onto Mr. "I'm going to marry your friend so now I can comment on your life". Ok for starters, I SHOULD HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING AND TOLD YOU IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND WALKED AWAY. As always, hindsite is always 20/20. However, I was stupid and out of respect for my friend I listened. What I listened to was the most uneducated and misinformed dribble I have ever heard in my rabid and insane life. For starters, what difference did it make to him that I was heading to NJ to see my friend? He acted like I was going to fuck her. Well that is none of his lame, dumb ass business if I did or not. Thing is, I don't know him and what fucking right is it for him to make a opinion on what I do or not? Answer to him - NONE!!!!

Then he said that he and my friend make $3,000 a month and I make maybe $800 a month. I guess he forgot "and my friend" part because he was acting as though that is what he made total a month, NOT AS A COMBINED TOTAL!!! Besides, if you made that much why the fuck are you driving.. oh take that back.. WHY THE FUCK IS MY FRIEND DRIVING A BEAT UP CAR WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU BOTH CAN AFFORD BETTER?!!! Again, TALK IS CHEAP, DICK HEAD. I can say I have oodles of money which this guy, who I swear is like Fat Gay Bob's dad - a drunk lush, thinks I tell ladies online. Thing is, and if he claims to know what I do on here he'd know, I DON'T SAY ANYTHING OF THE SORT!!!! I don't lie and say "I make shitloads of money", I will when I become a game designer but money isn't why I am into game designing. For now, I work at a gas station and try not to infect people with my rabies. I tell that to all the ladies I am interested in that I work and go to school. A far cry from saying I am a "Million dollar roller with lots of bling bling". Also, SAYING you make $3,000 and MAKING $3,000 a month is TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. Besides... I doubt they pay people to drink beer anyways...

As for looking for a local lady, the problem with that is:

1. The women around here are greedy rich bitches that won't look at a guy that don't make more than $100,000 A WEEK! Greedy ass bitches....
2. The women around here are after a dick so they can get pregnant and get child support. Not something I'd want as a permanent relationship....
3. The women around here are stuck up bitches that won't give an adorable rabid monkey that loves cheese a second glance. They much rather find a Brad Pitt looking guy... never mind the fact the guys that look like that around here know this and use it as a tool to get some free sex. Read my last post and lets play "Ring around the dumb bitches that love being played while the nice guys blow off their own mellons for the music!"
4. The women around here are Hooked on Phonics and Methamphetamine (Governor Ballsack Edition).
5. The women around here resemble what the pool boy took out of the gene pool with the IQ to match. Go back to Fat Gay Bob's bite for more details...
6. Anybody that is not in those catagories are already married, have boyfriends, or fall into those catagories AND are married or have boyfriends.

I guess he was trying to get me back with my ex since he knew her and her dad. That should have been my warning to leave and tell him to eat a dick. THEN he said that what I do for online classes is nothing. Well, FUCK YOU YA DRUNK FUCK. Apparently he has lived in a cave for the last 20 years. He would have known that the ONLY DIFFERENCE between ACTUALLY GOING to a college and GOING to a college ONLINE is that I AM NOT PHYSICALLY THERE IN A COLLEGE AND THAT THE GRADES, WORK, ETC ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AND ARE TREATED AS SUCH OUTSIDE THE COLLEGE, ONLINE OR NOT, IN THAT THING HE DON'T LIVE IN CALLED THE REAL WORLD!!!! He mentioned colleges to go to around here... problem is THEY OFFER ONLINE CLASSES TOO AND THEY DON'T OFFER GAME DESIGNING!!!!! What a dumb fuck... but out of respect for my friend, I couldn't tell him that. So if he is reading this, I say: Put the beer bottle down, and do this thing called "research" BEFORE you say something to somebody. That way you don't look like the dumb fuck you are. So when I make $50,000 A MONTH as a game designer, programmer, or whatever, don't come my way for a free beer... you got your money so go fuck yourself. Also, I seriously doubt he "knows" what I do online because when I pressed him, he backed off like I was calling his bluff. Either that or he remembered it was time for him to ingest another keg of beer....

For a major note - CALL MY FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY OR ANY OF MY FEMALE / MALE FRIENDS A BITCH IS A SUPER FAST AND EASY WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE HAND AND DICK WELTS ALL OVER YOU WHILE WAITING IN LINE FOR THE RABIES ANTIDOTE!!!!! That is what set me off more than the fact I should have just left. Mind you, the above mentioned is just words. I AM NOT GOING TO THROW MY LIFE AWAY FOR A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER. Again, in respect to my friend, I will not do anything for revenge. I won't be his bud away from my friend, but I will around her just because I have upmost respect for her. So he can take his "advice" that is severely misinformed, his $2,200 a month in Monopoly money AND SHOVE IT UP HIS DRUNK CANDY ASS!!!! OR BETTER YET - PLAY BEND OVER AND LET THE TRAIN IN WITH FAT GAY BOB!!!!

So to roll this shit up and burn it - IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I AM DOING WITH MY LIFE - SHUT UP, KEEP YOUR RETARDED ASS OPINIONS TO YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF!!! I know that my leach bro means well, but I am not going to stop what I do because he heard or thinks its a joke. This is MY life, insane as it may be. Fat Gay Bob and Beer Tester can wallow in the shit they are in, but I am not going to do the same because they think I should. Maybe Beer Tester means well, but it was extremely compromised, if not discarded when he called my dear friend in New Jersey a bitch. Also because most of what he said was second hand info he got from my friend he is marrying, it couldn't be taken seriously as he truly does not know me. I give mad props and love to those, such as my dear woman in NJ, that are behind me with my dreams. I will NEVER forget you that are beind me with my dreams, EVER.

NEVER listen to those who would tell you not to follow your dreams and NEVER do things to compromise them. Otherwise you will be like Fat Gay Bob or Beer Tester and wake up one day and look in the mirror and your content turns into resentment. Resentment that you didn't do what you wanted to do with your life because you listened to assholes like Fat Gay Bob and Beer Tester. Regret so bad, you want to have the reflection in the mirror kick your ass a hunderd times over. The choices I MAKE and decisions I must make are for ME to make ALONE. Fuck off if you don't like it. You have your own life, go fuck it up by yourself but leave me out of that clusterfuck!!!

Now where is that rest stop? I need to piss....

How Many Times Will I Ask Myself "Why?!" - Why Are Women Attracted to Scum?

Hi ya all you that are bothering to read the ramblings of a rabid monkey that loves cheese. Its about time to launch a full scale Rabid Cheese Money attack on something that has been bothering me for ages. That thing not being "What the fuck are you doing here?!", as I have yet to have an answer for that. The thing being "Why the fuck are women attracted to dickheads and assholes, yet blow over nice guys?"

Ok... let me set you up a pattern and lets see what the deal is:

• I gained an interest in a gal in PA, she falls for a Canadian guy. I am her "friend"
• I gain interest in a gal in MN. She turns out to be older and married. Again I am her "friend"
• I gain an interest in a gal in SD.. she falls for a guy in an unknown location... I can't call her a "friend" because it seems she keeps logging in and out of MSN Messenger and YIM...
• I gain an interest in a gal in LA (Louisiana, dumb shit!)... she falls for a guy locally and again I am her friend.
• The day after the interest in LA failed, I gain an interest in a gal in SD.. After 2 days of talking to her I found out she already has a Boyfriend and I am "just a friend" to her...
• I gain an interest in a gal in WA... she goes back to her ex, I am her friend...
• I gain an interest in another gal in WA... she is going out with a guy she thinks maybe "is too nice", I am her friend...
• I gained an interest in a gal in OH... she just told me she has interest in a guy living down the road...Again I am her friend...
• AND THE NEXT FUCKING DAY A GAL IN VA THAT I HAD AN INTEREST IN WAS WITH A GUY FOR 6 FUCKING DAYS AND IS IN LOVE WITH THE GUY THAT IS NOW ON THE ROAD!!! Again, for purposes of analysis, I am her friend...
• Her gal buddy... Ditto on the friendship....
• I gain an interest in a gal in MO... long story.. but its confusion there... But again.. I am her friend...
• I gained an interest in a gal in AK... She goes to europe... probably got a bf there... again I am her friend...
• Another interest in IL... Another friend I be to her...
• One gal in IA... One more "friend" I am only...
• Another gal in IA... ok, if I have to tell you.....

To quote some GWAR, the best fucking rock band in fucking history : This reoccuring pattern of failure has fucked with me a lot. I am so sick of women and the bullshit it takes to have a lady go out with me. I swear that if it wasn't for the fact I am insane and the mayor of the grand city of Insanity, I'D GO INSANE AGAIN AND NEVER MOVE OUT! I am glad that I am these ladies friends, but still I cannot understand what is so wrong with me that they would want another guy rather than an adorable rabid monkey.

I guess its because I am not a big enough asshole or dickhead. I am just a rather nice guy, not rabid or insane. But for some reason somebody with the brains of a pea said "Hey! Lets make it so women brush off nice guys and go for assholes!" So, nice guys finish last and assholes get to go to bed with hot ladies... WELL NEWS FLASH COCK HEADS : NICE GUYS FINISH LAST, BUT ASSHOLES ARE STILL ASSHOLES NO MATTER WHERE THEY FINISH!!!

Its just plain stupid that women would find guys who are the lowest forms of life on earth attractive. I mean, think about this: If a guy came up to you and said "Hi my name is Steve. All I want to do is put my cock in your wet hole and leave. Can I get your number?" or "Hi my name is Pat. If you go out with me, I'll beat you like a sack after we get hitched" or "Hi my name is Joe. I will just use you until somebody better comes along." Would you really go out with him or just slap him? Well, sadly that is what women chose to go out with, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if somebody said this to some lady AND IT WORKED.

So, when these ladies get burned, guess who they turn to? The nice guys. The guys that would have given them anything. The guys that would have given their (insert soul, money amount, or body part here) to have had a chance with them. But oh no... for whatever reason, ladies chose to get used, abused and slamed by assholes rather than go with the nice guy. They would rather be with a asshole that would shit all over them and make their lives hell than be with a guy that would burn in hell for eternity with a smile on their face if it meant to be with her.

I guess it comes down to what relationships are all about. In a relationship, men to use their minds while women tend to use their feelings. So I guess using logic, it can be safe to say that the most illogical choices a woman makes tends to be the most logical to them. Now women do say that men are simple minded. Yet I wonder who is the ones saying that. I bet a million bananas that the ones saying that are the ones going out with assholes. They are the ones that have a string of men that would have been the best for them, but blew over for assholes. Yet these men that are nice are the ones when they hear their interest love somebody else think "Great! Lets celebrate by blowing my head off!"

NOW DON'T GO THINKING YOUR PARTNER IN INSANITY IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT!!! I WILL NOT do something that stupid no matter how much I hurt over the loss of an interest. I know that there is a woman out there that will love me and to do something like suicide is the ultimate act of stupidity. I am insane, not stupid. Now, I hear "Well RCM, don't worry about it" or "It'll happen when you least expect it". Yes, and so does syphilis. The people that say that don't have to worry. Why should they? They know that when they get home and climb into their bed, they won't be alone. Meanwhile, I crawl up into my tree and lay on a branch and pray to God that I hate being his punchline to a bad joke. Some men might say to suck it in... Well, you can only suck in so much before you find yourself sucking the barrel to a gun and exposing your thoughts (and brains) to the world. Thankfully, I know better, still there have been times I wish that it was all over and I wouldn't have to endure this pain of being alone anymore. There have been times even where seeing a good looking lady with a ring on their left hand or with their boyfriend at work that I wish the next customer was a robber so I could tell that robber to just go ahead and take me out with the cash being a bonus.

Still, I cannot fathom why any of these women would chose somebody else over me? Yes I am a nice guy. I would have treasured and treated one of them right. I would never have abused or mistreated them. However, I WILL NOT DEFILE MYSELF AND BECOME AN ASSHOLE FOR ANYBODY. I get this "charming" letter from David DeAngelo from doubleyourdating.com and he basically says (if you shell out $50) that women love "cocky and funny" men. In a sense, giving a green light to being an asshole. Ok, it is one thing to be confident but another thing to be a cocky asshole. If it takes being an asshole to get a one night stand, count me out. I want a relationship, not to get sex. Also, this David DeAngelo only wants one thing: Money. The guy could give a shit less you get your face slapped as long as he gets his. His green backs that is. Also, if I have to act like an asshole to get anywhere with anybody, that speaks very poorly of the people I want to have. For you slow people - Act like an asshole to attract people = ATTRACT ASSHOLES. As for his testimonials? If I commented on my own shit it would look like somebody actually cares and reads my shit, just like him.

Women may say men are primitive thinkers. If you'd quit dating dickheads you would see differently. I think that is why God gave women two boobs, to serve as a reminder. One boob to remind women that they will blow off and maybe hurt other men that are nice. The other for when they wake up and realize nice men would have been better or THE BEST for them. By that time its too late... they either found someone else, died, or became gay. So they feel like a double boob. Nice men like myself have a lot to offer as far as relationships go. Why go anywhere else? Nah... you will go find some asshole and come crying to the nice guys that the asshole acted like a asshole and you need somebody to reassure you that you are a wonderful lady. Then you will go out and find another asshole... (Sing with me the Eminem song "Square Dance").. repeat this until one or both die. I could say "or until the lady realized that the best man out there is the nice guy", but despite the best advancements in science and genetic research: Pigs still don't fly.

So, to summarize this shit, I am a nice guy. Fuck off if women wish to be attracted to asshole slime. I will not become an asshole and if I die alone, I die alone. At least I can say to God when the Wraith takes me that I lived my life happy in my tree with my rabies and insanity. I'll then ask God what the fuck he was thinking having nice guys be the lamb of sacrifice for women who are attracted to assholes. After that, I may slap him upside the head and say "Good move! Now, how many victims of suicide are up here because of that plan?"

Nice guys may finish last... but we always finish what we start....

Guess Who Smokes? Smokes Again? RCM is Back! Roll Me A Mad End...

Hi everybody. Yes I know that it has been a while since your fellow partner in insanity has said anything. I am not going to sit here and make excuses. Truth is - I know nobody reads this, so I don't give a shit if it is weekly or whenever I fucking want to. That isn't going to stop me though. Hence why I am sitting up at 4 in the morning writing. I had enough and needed to vent NOW.

Ok, if anybody is bothering to have read this shit, you can guess that I am 1) Not rabid 2) Not a monkey and 3) I love cheese and pussy. I made this site as a way to rant. Rant about what I see is wrong and maybe show somebody that there is a better way to do shit. But the deal is I am not the first and definitely not the last. It does bother me though nobody will comment at the bottom of the rants.. even negative or "Shut the fuck up!" messages would be nice every now and then... BUT FUCK THAT!!! I AM NOT HERE TO GET ATTENTION, I AM HERE TO SPEAK MY MIND AND IF NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT THEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM AND DAD TOO!!!! Shit even JEL and the foaming idiots at the ONDCP have not said anything to me.. not a rebuttal or anything. Well.. maybe it'd help if I gave them the right email addy... but FUCK YOU. I don't care. I am right and you just don't want to admit it.

Let me tell you a story.

There was these lemmings that were all in a strait line going strait for a cliff to hurl to their death. A monkey stood in front of them and said "Hey, there is a cliff coming up! If you don't stop, you will die!". However, the lemmings kept moving forward and went through them like he wasn't there. He again ran well ahead of them and shouted "YOU GUYS STOP! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE IF YOU FALL OFF THIS CLIFF!" However, again the lemmings went through the monkey like he wasn't there. Finally the monkey went to the edge and hoped for one more chance to sway them. He got on his knees and said "Please stop! Don't go any..." The lemmings went through him and over the cliff to their death. After the last lemming jumped off the cliff and died, a cat appeared before the monkey and said "I bet you feel bad that they didn't listen to you." The monkey smiled and said "No, it is not my fault they didn't listen. I tried and I did something. Thats all I can do."

The lesson here is that I AM doing something and I AM trying. It doesn't matter that I am speaking my mind. Eminem has the corner in that market. However, Eminem DOES NOT hold the patent to it and WE CAN speak our minds REGARDLESS of how it is received or if somebody is listening. What Eminem sometimes says can really make sense regardless of whether you like his music or not. He is saying things that make sense. I say things that make sense.. Hell everybody that uses Blogger probably does too.

If what I says affects the world or one person, I could give a fuck less. As long as I say it, its all that counts. Yes, it has been a long while since I spoke. Honestly, I haven't had any motivation to. That and work, school, and my eternal quest to find a woman that is better than my ex has capitalized on my time to speak. Regardless, I am still here.

Anyways it is sad that the United States... hell the world... has become so stupid and become like the lemmings in my story. Everybody keeps getting ass raped and nobody seems to care that its happening. The leaders of the ass fuck are Hollywood and the Government. Its the same two that wonder why people write blogs or not watch movies or wonder why Eminem is so popular. Its because there is still people in this world that listen to the monkey and go "Hey, I am not THAT stupid! I need to stop or I will fall off that cliff and die."

Now I am not sitting here saying I am right 100% of the time... my ex-brother in law, the closet gay thought he was. However, telling a guy to throw away his dreams is dead wrong AND if I had a woman like my ex sister-in-law to fuck, I think I would be gay too. Thing is, nobody is right 100% of the time 24/7. What I say can be just as wrong as the next blogger. BUT FUCK IT. I am going to say it regardless. If I am wrong, so be it. At least I did something and not do shit. I can at least crawl up in my tree and sleep peacefully knowing somebody may see this shit and say "He is right!" or "He is wrong!" or "What the fuck is this shit?". I did something, thats all that matters.

To roll this shit up and get my Rabid Cheese Monkey ass to bed: I am not here to gain attention, sympathy, or whatever the fuck you want to call it. If nobody is reading my shit, fuck it I don't care. If somebody out there is reading this shit, give me a shout out. It doesn't matter either way. As the Insane Clown Posse "Juggalo Chant" goes (and yes, I am a Rabid Cheese Monkey AND a Juggalo too ,,!,, ^_^ ,,!,,):

We will never die alone....
Juggalos will carry on!
Swing our hatches if we must...
Each and every one of us!!!

If any of wiser sayings could be said, that would be it. People like me will NEVER die alone. Me and people like me are out here and we will stand together in one way or another. Even if my voice is unheard, FUCK IT. I say it and I mean it. At least I did something, not my fault the world fell of the cliff and died.

Now onto my cozy bed in my tree to dream of having wild sex with all of Dream....

Religion - The Best Way To Push Your Stupidity

Ok Fellow Rabid Cheese Monkey Insaniteers... Yes I know I have been gone for a couple weeks... fucking rabies double vision again... oh no wait... that was because of that mad crazy beer party... Well anyways, fuck you... I never gave ya a guarantee in writing I'd do this weekly! Besides, your fellow partner in insanity is trying to get some.. and discovering that life after marriage is worse than finding out you were married to begin with... but thats another rant, and not why we are all gathered here...

Alright.. I suppose by now you have heard about Terri Schiavo and that cluster fuck that went on in Florida. If you haven't, you must be living in a cave with a rock on your head. Anyways, that poor lady passed away after years of being in a vegetative state. Now, this would have normally not even blipped on any radar...

But guess what? [insert Dragnet theme here] FOR SOME FUCKING REASON BEYOND EVEN MY INSANITY AND RABIES, THIS GOT MORE ATTENTION THAN WHAT WAS CALLED FOR!!!! Why is that? For starters this clusterfuck was in Florida. Now earlier I said that Hollywood was the special ed capitol of the world... Well guess what? Florida is the Club Med of Retards! I swear... Florida has more idiots and old farts per capita than any place in the cosmos. Also Jeb Bush, George W. "nu-cu-lar" Bush's brother, was being a camera hog in order to probably run for prez in 4 years.... and if that happens, don't bitch at me because I higly doubt any Bush would read my shit anyways...

All that aside, the thing that pissed me off the most was something that was thrown into the spotlight from the beginning... that being religion. Now, before God decides to strike me in my tree with bolts of lightning again (Remember fokes - Surge Protectors are your best friend!) let me say that it wasn't the religion or the belief of a set religion that pissed me off. What pissed me off is that religion was USED as a means to push this shit pile to the front of the national spotlight. Also, what makes me foaming mad... oh wait.. thats the rabies... is the fact people are USING religions as a means to GET RICH!!!!!

Let me start from the beginning. Terri Schiavo was for all extensive purposes brain dead. Her brain was unable to operate on even the most simplest of levels. The fact she was alive, or even allowed to live this long, was in fact a miracle of modern science. If this shit was to have happened 20 years ago, she would have been dead and this wouldn't have bliped on any radar. Science, however, has evolved to the point where life can be sustained when, and there is the rub, it shouldn't. It made me mad to hear her parents, who must still have thought Terri was still only 10, think she was alive! News flash you [Cuss-A-Thon©] mutha fuckas! IF I WAS TO HOOK UP A BOWL OF JELLO TO ALL THE SHIT SHE WAS HOOKED UP TO, THAT BOWL OF JELLO WOULD BE CLINICALLY ALIVE!!!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT BOWL OF JELLO WOULD BE A BILLION TIMES SMARTER THAN YOU BASTARDS!!!! I am not bull shitting you here... somebody ACTUALLY did hook up a bowl of Jello to life support systems and it ACTUALLY REGISTERED LIFE!!!! What does that mean? It means that you can save a body from dying... but the body can be void of life.

Her family kept babbling that she was alive and knew what was going on... Sorry, no she didn't. They were trying to hold onto something and looking for any and all reasons to hold onto when the best thing to do is let her go. But they turned against her husband... How Christian like! Lets show the world that God loves through HATE!!! YOU MUTHER FUCKING RETARDS!!!! GOD DOES NOT HATE YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!!! Legally, it was up to the husband to do it, but the parents of Terri kept getting in the way.. all in the name of God... all the while looking stupid and doing things that God and Jesus would NOT do... If God had ANYTHING to do with this, she would have died on that operating table, not be hooked up to machines till she died. They kept thinking that someday she would come out of it... or Science would cure it... well, the "come out of it" part would never have happened considering how badly damaged her brain was... and Science, well... I think it would have been a long time before that happened, if ever...

Meanwhile, and the real point here is - What kind of life did she have? All she could do is sit and lay there.. not be able to communicate, not be able to do anything for herself, not be able to feel or move, not be able to actually enjoy life even in the most simplest things. Her fokes said all sorts of shit, but the truth is they simply didn't want to let her go. They didn't want to acknowledge that her time was up and wanted her around even if she suffered and they didn't know. My view on life isn't whether or not you have a pulse, but how you enjoy and interact with the time you have on your clock. But rather than admit that even a foaming mad monkey that has rabies and loves cheese knows this, they held on and wouldn't let go. That ultimately is going to cost them... they now have such bitterness in their hearts over her husband that no true happiness is ever going to come into their lives... Furthermore, they are sooo misguided that they don't even realize that the path they are on is the path to nowhere.

But, fuck all that... now these people are going to try to turn their tragedy into money!! The mom and dad must be thinking "Terri died so we may profit... where's our book deal?" THAT MAKES ME SICK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AND THIS SOCIETY?!!! HAVE YOU MISSED THE POINT AND DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HURT, JUST ABOUT THE GREEN BACKS?!!! God... that would make perfect sense as to why you didn't want her to die soon.. had to make sure the movie deal was signed first... But that is just flat out wrong! What makes it even more appalling is that you use God's name in this to make more green! Just like that family who lost their daughter in the Colombine High School Shooting & Profit Plan, calling her a martyr when all she said was yes to a question! Hey, ass fucking retards - if she was asked "Do you believe in Satan?" and was shot after saying yes, would that make her a martyr for Satan? Oh no... you wouldn't be able to make a single dollar off that book... but don't worry, Satan has a nice spot for you in hell for your stupidity. Anybody that lost somebody there tryed to make a buck.. and anybody that spoke against it got sued.. well fuck you retards.. I think you are a bunch of greedy fucks and try to sue me will only get you pimp and dick slapped while you wait in line for the rabies antidote!!!

GOD IS NOT FOR PROFIT, GOD IS FOR FAITH!!!!!! WE MORN TRAGEDIES NOT PROFIT FROM THEM FINANCIALLY!!!!!! I find it sad, sick, and wrong that people like Terri's family and such try to make money off their suffering and use God's name for it. People that do this shit end up getting fucked in the end.. and rightfully so...

So to smoke this shit... don't use God to profit. Don't use tragedies to make cash. It only makes you look like a bunch of greedy fucks if you do. America should morn tragedies and move on, not try to make a quick buck and blacken the name of religion with stupidity like this.

Now excuse me while I put a lightning rod on my tree and plug myself into a surge protector...