Holly -Retarded- Wood - Fake and Stupidity on Film
Howdy all ya Rabid Cheese Monkey fans.. and fuck you haters, I never forget you fuckers... Time for your weekly infection of rabies and insanity from everybody's adorable insane monkey that has rabies and loves cheese... and starting to wonder why the fuck its so hard to get pussy.. but your not here to hear why this monkey went insane.. without further delay....
Ok.. guess its time to launch a rabid bite attack on the mecha of stupidity and retardedness that I loathe so much. Thats right.. Time for RCM to pack his shit and infect Hollywood... Land of shit and stupidity itself. Where dumbness and fakeness flows like milk and honey.. and I just would love to infect them all with rabies.
It seems like this society of ours is built not around the concept of "by the people, for the people" anymore.. seems to be centered around the retarded, ludicrous shit the people in BlowWood push on us. Who the fuck came up with "Political Retarded Correctness"? Hollywood. Who do we see motivate people to vote? Hollywood. Who do we hear bitch, whine and complain about things in this society? Hollywood. Who do we pay more attention to when it comes to anything.. Styles, music, political stances, what to buy, etc... Fucking right! Hollywood. Its like Hollywood has gone from making movies to being pretty much the government....
My bitch and major problem is just that... We pay WAY TOO MUCH attention to the retarded stunts in Hollywood we forget that there is much more important things in life than the break up of these stars or who fucked who. I can't go into a store without seeing magazines and shit that have in big letters "Jessica Simpson and Nick Lashe failed sex ed again when Nick stuck his dick in a light socket and Jessica thought it was suppose to go in there" or "Jennifer Lopez is caught fucking Donald Trump and the marriage between her and Bill Gates is over since she spent him into debt" Its like this, and I am going to put it in big letters for those slow retards.. no wait.. retards are geniuses compared to these ass lickers... to understand :
I DO NOT GIVE TWO SHITS AND A FUCK WHAT GOES ON IN HOLLYWOOD!!! IF HOLLYWOOD WAS TO GET NUKED, I WOULDN'T SHEAD A SINGLE TEAR, IN FACT I WOULDN'T NOTICE AT ALL ...oh wait.. I'd go there to collect glow-in-the-dark shit... THE POINT HERE IS THAT HOLLYWOOD ISN'T GOD OR ALWAYS RIGHT... THEY ARE HUMAN TOO AND WE SHOULDN'T INVEST SOO MUCH OF OUR TIME AND INTELLIGENCE INTO THE SPECIAL ED CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Let me start by telling you a couple classic examples... Ever watch "Armageddon" and/or "Deep Impact"? Ok, in case you have been living in a cave with a rock on your head... Both have the same identical plots : a huge asteroid is coming to smash Earth... and these scientist hire a bunch of special ed students that coincidently are big ticket actors/actress and are sent up to blow up the rock. Oh yeah.. two teens fuck like monkeys and that saves the world somehow because the people shot in space somehow get the motivation to blow the rock up... oh yeah.. they only have like a week to train, go up and blow it to hell... Anyways, when these movies were released all I saw on TV was "what would happen if this became a reality?"... People actually BELIEVED that what happened in the movie could be done to save Earth in the event it did happen. That if we had 2 weeks to 6 months to know if a huge ass ass-troid, we could stop it like it was done in these movies...
Guess what? EVEN IF WE HAD ONE YEAR TO KNOW ABOUT IT, ALL WE COULD DO IS SIT BACK AND SMILE... BECAUSE WE WOULD BE MASSIVELY AND COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!!!! WE WOULD NEED MORE TIME AND WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH NUKES ON THE PLANET TO BLOW UP A SMALL ASTEROID MUCH LESS A HUGE ASTEROID COMING OUR WAY!!! Its like this - It takes a week to even MOVE any space shuttle, and it takes MONTHS to train even a seasoned pilot to fly a shuttle... and significantly LONGER if you hire a bunch of inexperienced monkeys to do it. So by the time you get even this all done, if we had just a couple weeks then we'd already be fucked. And if we had 6 months, then by the time the pilots got up there it'd be too late because by the time they got onto the asteroid, they'd already be in the earth's atmosphere! But lets not forget... Government red tape, getting the money, making sure everything is even in half decent order, making sure parts are duck taped correctly, and of course waiting for it to be a sunny day.. well lets just kiss our asses good bye.. be faster... OH but here is something to chew on... IF the Media found out and told the world we would be fucked one year from now, by the time the asteroid (or evil aliens or whatever cataclysm comes to earth in the movies) there would hardly be any people left anyways. Why? BECAUSE EVERYBODY WOULD GO APE SHIT AND KILL ONE ANOTHER AND LOOT AND RIOT LONG BEFORE THE SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!! I am more afraid of what people would do if they found out tomorrow won't happen than I do an asteroid, global warming, and ass-probing aliens combined.. Ok, nevermind the ass-probing aliens... that scares me more.
The point here is that the laws of science, the land, and reality in general take the far back seat on the short bus that America is on. People know this, but still believe the shit Hollywood spits out because of its so-called power. Don't believe me? Ask yourself : If all the scientists in the world were at your door and were telling you one thing. Then some famous singer like Brittney "Oops, I fucked on you again with 50,000 men" Spears - who can't even spell science - was telling you the opposite. Never mind the fact you see the cue cards she is reading and them coaching her. Who would you believe? Guess what? YOU WOULD BELIEVE BRITNEY "OOPS I HAVE STDS AGAIN" SPEARS OVER THE SCIENTISTS!!!! Why? Strictly because you know who that bitch is and don't know many scientists. Its the game of reconition that takes a beating when it comes to common sense and logic here folks.
But what really pisses the fuck out of me is how these bastards push their ideology on us and most people are stupid enough to follow it! Who came up with Political Correctness? Hollydick did, and then pushed it onto us. Now I can't say "black", I have to say "African American". Can't say "Indian", I have to say "Native American". Can't say "mexican" have to say "Hispanic American"..OK FUCK THIS SHIT! I AM GOING TO SAY IT LIKE IT IS - THEY ARE AMERICANS PERIOD. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE THEY COME FROM, THEY LIVE HERE THEY ARE AMERICANS!!!! Oh I will respect where they came from, but otherwise they are just americans. I am not going to sugar coat anything, either they are americans or they are visitors, simple and concise. Fuck this "XXXX - American" shit.
Also, HollyShit has come up with that fucking "Animal Rights" shit. Ok, let me make this clear - I think being mean to animals is like being mean to a human, but that isn't going to stop me from eating meat or go vegetarian. Its like this : for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three. If you ban my meat, I'll go cannibal and eat vegetarians. Now these retards come up with the most weak ass reasons not to eat meat and most if not all is bull shit. Mad Cow Disease? I am rabid and insane, I am not going to notice the difference if I get it. Causes Heart Attacks and makes us fat? Well, if I kept going to McFartDroppings then I can see your point, but I seldom do. Besides, if you don't exercise, then guess what? YOU WILL GET FAT! Most of what these RetardoWood people say as science and stuff is false anyways, so why listen? Guess a lot of retarded fuckers do....
Then they do the most retarded things to get attention, and scream bloody murder when they DO get the attention! They bitch about the camera people all around them, wanting privacy... Yet they have NO problem pulling shit like getting married 24 hrs or pulling some stupid shit stunt. Here is a question to ya : WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME FAMOUS WHEN YOU KNEW DAMN WELL THAT PRIVACY ISN'T A LUXURY YOU CAN BUY OR GET ANYMORE THE SECOND YOU DID BECOME FAMOUS?!!! God, these stars are retarded... and I know this : If the poperazi stopped, they couldn't last a week, much less a year before they screamed bloody murder that they miss it!!! Celebs in DumbWood love attention even if they don't admit it... they are a bunch of ADD people we go see because we get bored....
Guess what I am saying here is that America needs to remind Hollywood WE put them there and the only reason we put them there is to ENTERTAIN us NOT GIVE US THERE TWO SHITS ABOUT THEIR VIEW ON THE WORLD TO FOLLOW!!!! I am just sick of this Idol worshiping we do to these dumb retarded fucks... Its time we as a nation realize we have our own minds and we can think for ourselves. We DON'T need Hollywood and its fake and phony shit to guide us. We have survived without it long before now, I am pretty positive we can survive without it now.
And if I end up on the Walk of Fame... Be afraid.
Ok.. guess its time to launch a rabid bite attack on the mecha of stupidity and retardedness that I loathe so much. Thats right.. Time for RCM to pack his shit and infect Hollywood... Land of shit and stupidity itself. Where dumbness and fakeness flows like milk and honey.. and I just would love to infect them all with rabies.
It seems like this society of ours is built not around the concept of "by the people, for the people" anymore.. seems to be centered around the retarded, ludicrous shit the people in BlowWood push on us. Who the fuck came up with "Political Retarded Correctness"? Hollywood. Who do we see motivate people to vote? Hollywood. Who do we hear bitch, whine and complain about things in this society? Hollywood. Who do we pay more attention to when it comes to anything.. Styles, music, political stances, what to buy, etc... Fucking right! Hollywood. Its like Hollywood has gone from making movies to being pretty much the government....
My bitch and major problem is just that... We pay WAY TOO MUCH attention to the retarded stunts in Hollywood we forget that there is much more important things in life than the break up of these stars or who fucked who. I can't go into a store without seeing magazines and shit that have in big letters "Jessica Simpson and Nick Lashe failed sex ed again when Nick stuck his dick in a light socket and Jessica thought it was suppose to go in there" or "Jennifer Lopez is caught fucking Donald Trump and the marriage between her and Bill Gates is over since she spent him into debt" Its like this, and I am going to put it in big letters for those slow retards.. no wait.. retards are geniuses compared to these ass lickers... to understand :
I DO NOT GIVE TWO SHITS AND A FUCK WHAT GOES ON IN HOLLYWOOD!!! IF HOLLYWOOD WAS TO GET NUKED, I WOULDN'T SHEAD A SINGLE TEAR, IN FACT I WOULDN'T NOTICE AT ALL ...oh wait.. I'd go there to collect glow-in-the-dark shit... THE POINT HERE IS THAT HOLLYWOOD ISN'T GOD OR ALWAYS RIGHT... THEY ARE HUMAN TOO AND WE SHOULDN'T INVEST SOO MUCH OF OUR TIME AND INTELLIGENCE INTO THE SPECIAL ED CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Let me start by telling you a couple classic examples... Ever watch "Armageddon" and/or "Deep Impact"? Ok, in case you have been living in a cave with a rock on your head... Both have the same identical plots : a huge asteroid is coming to smash Earth... and these scientist hire a bunch of special ed students that coincidently are big ticket actors/actress and are sent up to blow up the rock. Oh yeah.. two teens fuck like monkeys and that saves the world somehow because the people shot in space somehow get the motivation to blow the rock up... oh yeah.. they only have like a week to train, go up and blow it to hell... Anyways, when these movies were released all I saw on TV was "what would happen if this became a reality?"... People actually BELIEVED that what happened in the movie could be done to save Earth in the event it did happen. That if we had 2 weeks to 6 months to know if a huge ass ass-troid, we could stop it like it was done in these movies...
Guess what? EVEN IF WE HAD ONE YEAR TO KNOW ABOUT IT, ALL WE COULD DO IS SIT BACK AND SMILE... BECAUSE WE WOULD BE MASSIVELY AND COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!!!! WE WOULD NEED MORE TIME AND WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH NUKES ON THE PLANET TO BLOW UP A SMALL ASTEROID MUCH LESS A HUGE ASTEROID COMING OUR WAY!!! Its like this - It takes a week to even MOVE any space shuttle, and it takes MONTHS to train even a seasoned pilot to fly a shuttle... and significantly LONGER if you hire a bunch of inexperienced monkeys to do it. So by the time you get even this all done, if we had just a couple weeks then we'd already be fucked. And if we had 6 months, then by the time the pilots got up there it'd be too late because by the time they got onto the asteroid, they'd already be in the earth's atmosphere! But lets not forget... Government red tape, getting the money, making sure everything is even in half decent order, making sure parts are duck taped correctly, and of course waiting for it to be a sunny day.. well lets just kiss our asses good bye.. be faster... OH but here is something to chew on... IF the Media found out and told the world we would be fucked one year from now, by the time the asteroid (or evil aliens or whatever cataclysm comes to earth in the movies) there would hardly be any people left anyways. Why? BECAUSE EVERYBODY WOULD GO APE SHIT AND KILL ONE ANOTHER AND LOOT AND RIOT LONG BEFORE THE SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!! I am more afraid of what people would do if they found out tomorrow won't happen than I do an asteroid, global warming, and ass-probing aliens combined.. Ok, nevermind the ass-probing aliens... that scares me more.
The point here is that the laws of science, the land, and reality in general take the far back seat on the short bus that America is on. People know this, but still believe the shit Hollywood spits out because of its so-called power. Don't believe me? Ask yourself : If all the scientists in the world were at your door and were telling you one thing. Then some famous singer like Brittney "Oops, I fucked on you again with 50,000 men" Spears - who can't even spell science - was telling you the opposite. Never mind the fact you see the cue cards she is reading and them coaching her. Who would you believe? Guess what? YOU WOULD BELIEVE BRITNEY "OOPS I HAVE STDS AGAIN" SPEARS OVER THE SCIENTISTS!!!! Why? Strictly because you know who that bitch is and don't know many scientists. Its the game of reconition that takes a beating when it comes to common sense and logic here folks.
But what really pisses the fuck out of me is how these bastards push their ideology on us and most people are stupid enough to follow it! Who came up with Political Correctness? Hollydick did, and then pushed it onto us. Now I can't say "black", I have to say "African American". Can't say "Indian", I have to say "Native American". Can't say "mexican" have to say "Hispanic American"..OK FUCK THIS SHIT! I AM GOING TO SAY IT LIKE IT IS - THEY ARE AMERICANS PERIOD. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE THEY COME FROM, THEY LIVE HERE THEY ARE AMERICANS!!!! Oh I will respect where they came from, but otherwise they are just americans. I am not going to sugar coat anything, either they are americans or they are visitors, simple and concise. Fuck this "XXXX - American" shit.
Also, HollyShit has come up with that fucking "Animal Rights" shit. Ok, let me make this clear - I think being mean to animals is like being mean to a human, but that isn't going to stop me from eating meat or go vegetarian. Its like this : for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three. If you ban my meat, I'll go cannibal and eat vegetarians. Now these retards come up with the most weak ass reasons not to eat meat and most if not all is bull shit. Mad Cow Disease? I am rabid and insane, I am not going to notice the difference if I get it. Causes Heart Attacks and makes us fat? Well, if I kept going to McFartDroppings then I can see your point, but I seldom do. Besides, if you don't exercise, then guess what? YOU WILL GET FAT! Most of what these RetardoWood people say as science and stuff is false anyways, so why listen? Guess a lot of retarded fuckers do....
Then they do the most retarded things to get attention, and scream bloody murder when they DO get the attention! They bitch about the camera people all around them, wanting privacy... Yet they have NO problem pulling shit like getting married 24 hrs or pulling some stupid shit stunt. Here is a question to ya : WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME FAMOUS WHEN YOU KNEW DAMN WELL THAT PRIVACY ISN'T A LUXURY YOU CAN BUY OR GET ANYMORE THE SECOND YOU DID BECOME FAMOUS?!!! God, these stars are retarded... and I know this : If the poperazi stopped, they couldn't last a week, much less a year before they screamed bloody murder that they miss it!!! Celebs in DumbWood love attention even if they don't admit it... they are a bunch of ADD people we go see because we get bored....
Guess what I am saying here is that America needs to remind Hollywood WE put them there and the only reason we put them there is to ENTERTAIN us NOT GIVE US THERE TWO SHITS ABOUT THEIR VIEW ON THE WORLD TO FOLLOW!!!! I am just sick of this Idol worshiping we do to these dumb retarded fucks... Its time we as a nation realize we have our own minds and we can think for ourselves. We DON'T need Hollywood and its fake and phony shit to guide us. We have survived without it long before now, I am pretty positive we can survive without it now.
And if I end up on the Walk of Fame... Be afraid.
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