Just Eliminate Retards Kuz Only Fucking Fools Show : The Anti-Drug that makes me want to DO DRUGS!!!
Ahh man... Life is sooo much easier when you are insane and you are a monkey that has rabies. I could preach for hours, but I am sure you are hear for the latest installment of "What The Fuck Is This Crazy Ass Going To Babble About Now?" Soooo... Without further adeu (or however you spell that French word) Turn your heads to Chapter 6 Verse 69 Subsection 420 and let the insanity begin...
Ok, I am sure that you all have seen ads by The Partnership for a Drug Free America.. and maybe not so much from Just Eliminate Lies (aka JEL - A group of teens who got together to just eliminate lies.. and prove they are a bunch of retarded fucks). Now, let me clear the blunt smoke out of here and let me say this - I am NOT FOR drug use or teen smoking..and if you say I am, I will personally bitch slap your head off! So, what am I against exactly? Hypocrisy and Misinformation. Thats right.. I am against LIES.
Let me first bite and infect truth (and rabies...) into JEL.... Ok, let me set up what they are since nobody and their mama knows who the flying fuck JEL is outside Iowa.. or even in Iowa. JEL is an Anti-Smoking campain group that is trying to "eliminate the lies" that Big Tobacco has spread throughout the years. They hope they can destroy Big Tobacco and nobody will die from the shit tobacco does.. and thus bring back the unicorns and world peace and we all will live happily ever after....
News Flash you god damn buch of retarded muther fucking cock sucking...[going into a Rabid Cheese Monkey Patent Pending Cuss-A-Thon]... pieces of fucking shit!!!!
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT JEL!!! TRUTH IS, THE ONLY LIES YOU NEED TO ELIMIATE ARE THE ONES YOU SPREAD YOURSELF!!!!
Lets start from the beginning... For starters, JEL is NOT a bunch of "teens" who got together.. in fact, JEL is a Anti-Smoking STATE GOVERNMENT OFFICE that continuously gets money taken from them thanks to Governor Vilsack (from this point forward named Ballsack) because he can't manage his own check book much less a state's income. By the way... RCM don't believe in coincidences... Why the fuck was Ballsack in NJ a week or 2 before McGreevey (from this point forward named McGreedy) admits he's gay? Lover's quarrel Ballsack? Hummm....
Anyways, the Lie is that they are STILL a government office... the Iowa Department of Youth Tobacco Prevention... THAT IS JEL, NOT A BUNCH OF TEENS!! JEL IS LYING ABOUT WHO THEY ARE!! THEY ARE A GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION NOT A INDEPENDENT ORGANIZATION!! To prove this.. Before JEL even was shit out somebody's ass, ads were ran by that government organization.. and when JEL was taken out of the toilet they ran ads too...that were identical.. no...THEY WERE the same ads under the JEL banter!!! So.. who are you fooling JEL? Not this rabid monkey who loves cheese... and pussy...
[Choir sings - "Amen"]
Now for the next part... Do you know where JEL gets the money? Answer - the Tobacco settlement! So let me get this strait JEL... You want to eliminate Big Tobacco, but you get PAID BY Big Tobacco to run this shit show? That makes no sense.. no wait it does... IT MAKES YOU A BUNCH OF 2 TIMING FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!!!! I am kind of glad that Ballsack took most of that money and used it for "Roads" ... or maybe to patch things up with McGreedy... The point here is that you get money from the thing you try to eliminate.. That is like saying "We hate big tobacco and don't want it around.. but we need big tobacco around so we can be heard" So.. do as you say, don't do as you do JEL? Well go fuck yourself...
I hear some person in the back pew saying "But Rabid, you're a foaming mad monkey..." Not you dumb shit, the guy next to you.. he said "But what about that other anti-smoking group Truth?" Give that man a Columbia Gold Cigar! Truth is nothing like JEL.. See, they get their money from The Heritage Foundation and both are not government organizations. Also, they are out just saying the lies that were said. They are not out to destroy Big Tobacco... Something NO 2 bit "group of teens but are really a government organization" could do in a million years.. They are just giving you the info, nothing more and nothing less.
But I guess JEL wants to be like Truth.. so what are they doing now? "Borrowing" ads that are produced by Truth and saying their group... What a bunch of retards! Go back to your special ed classes and fail like ya always do! Guess its hard to make new ads when Ballsack takes your cash for "roads"... But now we shall go to the next part of my sermon titled "ONDCP and JEL - Proof that America has gone to the idiots" First.. the collection plate is being passed.. so cough it up!
[Choir Sings - "Fuck the world" by Insane Clown Posse]
Ahh, I got some bananas and cheese... thats better than money.. Oh and a chick's number... looks like I'm getting laid after this! Ok on to the next part...
Since the beginning of time.. or since Reagan outlawed pot... this group called "The Partnership for A Drug-Free America" has been running ads saying the dangers of drugs. Like JEL, it is a government agency - Office of National Drug Control Policy (that's what ONDCP stands for if you have been wondering what the fuck I meant by that... I don't give 2 shits and a fuck if you are wondering what the fuck I am babbling about). They have come up with some real winners for ads... and now they are doing this "The Anti Drug" shit... "Regret : The Anti-Drug" "Knowledge : The Anti-Drug" "Parents : The Anti-Drug".. Hey, know what my Anti-Drug is? INSANITY AND RABIES : THE ANTI-DRUG!!
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
Ok.. Let me say this - IF PARENTS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO TEACH THEIR KIDS NOT TO DO DRUGS, A FUCKING AD ISN'T GOING TO WORK EITHER! IN FACT, NOTHING WILL!!!! Also, there are a shitload of drugs out there.. and what do they target? POT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! Pot is no more dangerous than beer and smokes... yet you target THAT???? God damn! I'd say that you are a bunch of retarded fucks.. but this is a federal government deal so this is no surprise to me.
But what really jacks my ass about them and JEL is that they think these ads WORK. Guess what?? THEY DO NOT WORK!!!!! THEY HAVE STOPPED NOTHING!! Study after study after study has said the same thing : These ads do not work nor convince anybody to not do what they preach. You'd think they'd answer to this.. but oh no, they babble that drug/smoking has gone down in the last years... Here's the deal - if the decrease has occurred, its not because of some ad.. its because people just simply not done it. Also.. here is something for you [Swear-A-Thon©] to think about... look at the last presidential election - according to all those polls, JOHN KERRY should have won! Polls don't like right? Guess what - PEOPLE DO!!! Most said they were voting for Kerry.. and went and voted for BUSH! They did this to fuck with the pollers... and guess what? People that are polled if they do drugs 9 times out of 10 lie too... They are not going to openly say they do, and some actually say they do drugs but are as clean as a virgin's pussy. They do this to fuck with the pollers.. and so I have no faith in the "polls" and the "Statistics" that these groups spout out.
So... I know that these ads don't work and that mostly its a show of hypocrisy than anything else. Doing shit like drugs and smokes is a matter of personal choice. No amount of talking, advertising, information and laws is going to stop the person from making a bad choice. They may kill themselves. They may kill others. Ultimately its their fault and the lessons that they would teach are ignored by those who are going to still make the wrong choice. Don't believe me? Ask yourself : When was the last time an ad convinced ya not to do something? Never?
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
In closing, these groups need to wake up and smell the shit burning. They are fighting a pointless battle and nothing they can do can stop what they are against. Being a hypocrite is much worse than being a pot head. At least if you stop smoking pot, you won't be a pot head anymore. But being a hypocrite means you are a liar and nothing can ever change that.
JEL said once "We are not stupid and we are not going to take it anymore!"...
Yes you are stupid. Stupid and retarded. Now sit down and shut the fuck up before Ballsack finds out you have more cash and uses it for flowers for McGreedy.
Now get the fuck out of here... I am going to get me some....
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
Ok, I am sure that you all have seen ads by The Partnership for a Drug Free America.. and maybe not so much from Just Eliminate Lies (aka JEL - A group of teens who got together to just eliminate lies.. and prove they are a bunch of retarded fucks). Now, let me clear the blunt smoke out of here and let me say this - I am NOT FOR drug use or teen smoking..and if you say I am, I will personally bitch slap your head off! So, what am I against exactly? Hypocrisy and Misinformation. Thats right.. I am against LIES.
Let me first bite and infect truth (and rabies...) into JEL.... Ok, let me set up what they are since nobody and their mama knows who the flying fuck JEL is outside Iowa.. or even in Iowa. JEL is an Anti-Smoking campain group that is trying to "eliminate the lies" that Big Tobacco has spread throughout the years. They hope they can destroy Big Tobacco and nobody will die from the shit tobacco does.. and thus bring back the unicorns and world peace and we all will live happily ever after....
News Flash you god damn buch of retarded muther fucking cock sucking...[going into a Rabid Cheese Monkey Patent Pending Cuss-A-Thon]... pieces of fucking shit!!!!
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT JEL!!! TRUTH IS, THE ONLY LIES YOU NEED TO ELIMIATE ARE THE ONES YOU SPREAD YOURSELF!!!!
Lets start from the beginning... For starters, JEL is NOT a bunch of "teens" who got together.. in fact, JEL is a Anti-Smoking STATE GOVERNMENT OFFICE that continuously gets money taken from them thanks to Governor Vilsack (from this point forward named Ballsack) because he can't manage his own check book much less a state's income. By the way... RCM don't believe in coincidences... Why the fuck was Ballsack in NJ a week or 2 before McGreevey (from this point forward named McGreedy) admits he's gay? Lover's quarrel Ballsack? Hummm....
Anyways, the Lie is that they are STILL a government office... the Iowa Department of Youth Tobacco Prevention... THAT IS JEL, NOT A BUNCH OF TEENS!! JEL IS LYING ABOUT WHO THEY ARE!! THEY ARE A GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION NOT A INDEPENDENT ORGANIZATION!! To prove this.. Before JEL even was shit out somebody's ass, ads were ran by that government organization.. and when JEL was taken out of the toilet they ran ads too...that were identical.. no...THEY WERE the same ads under the JEL banter!!! So.. who are you fooling JEL? Not this rabid monkey who loves cheese... and pussy...
[Choir sings - "Amen"]
Now for the next part... Do you know where JEL gets the money? Answer - the Tobacco settlement! So let me get this strait JEL... You want to eliminate Big Tobacco, but you get PAID BY Big Tobacco to run this shit show? That makes no sense.. no wait it does... IT MAKES YOU A BUNCH OF 2 TIMING FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!!!! I am kind of glad that Ballsack took most of that money and used it for "Roads" ... or maybe to patch things up with McGreedy... The point here is that you get money from the thing you try to eliminate.. That is like saying "We hate big tobacco and don't want it around.. but we need big tobacco around so we can be heard" So.. do as you say, don't do as you do JEL? Well go fuck yourself...
I hear some person in the back pew saying "But Rabid, you're a foaming mad monkey..." Not you dumb shit, the guy next to you.. he said "But what about that other anti-smoking group Truth?" Give that man a Columbia Gold Cigar! Truth is nothing like JEL.. See, they get their money from The Heritage Foundation and both are not government organizations. Also, they are out just saying the lies that were said. They are not out to destroy Big Tobacco... Something NO 2 bit "group of teens but are really a government organization" could do in a million years.. They are just giving you the info, nothing more and nothing less.
But I guess JEL wants to be like Truth.. so what are they doing now? "Borrowing" ads that are produced by Truth and saying their group... What a bunch of retards! Go back to your special ed classes and fail like ya always do! Guess its hard to make new ads when Ballsack takes your cash for "roads"... But now we shall go to the next part of my sermon titled "ONDCP and JEL - Proof that America has gone to the idiots" First.. the collection plate is being passed.. so cough it up!
[Choir Sings - "Fuck the world" by Insane Clown Posse]
Ahh, I got some bananas and cheese... thats better than money.. Oh and a chick's number... looks like I'm getting laid after this! Ok on to the next part...
Since the beginning of time.. or since Reagan outlawed pot... this group called "The Partnership for A Drug-Free America" has been running ads saying the dangers of drugs. Like JEL, it is a government agency - Office of National Drug Control Policy (that's what ONDCP stands for if you have been wondering what the fuck I meant by that... I don't give 2 shits and a fuck if you are wondering what the fuck I am babbling about). They have come up with some real winners for ads... and now they are doing this "The Anti Drug" shit... "Regret : The Anti-Drug" "Knowledge : The Anti-Drug" "Parents : The Anti-Drug".. Hey, know what my Anti-Drug is? INSANITY AND RABIES : THE ANTI-DRUG!!
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
Ok.. Let me say this - IF PARENTS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO TEACH THEIR KIDS NOT TO DO DRUGS, A FUCKING AD ISN'T GOING TO WORK EITHER! IN FACT, NOTHING WILL!!!! Also, there are a shitload of drugs out there.. and what do they target? POT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! Pot is no more dangerous than beer and smokes... yet you target THAT???? God damn! I'd say that you are a bunch of retarded fucks.. but this is a federal government deal so this is no surprise to me.
But what really jacks my ass about them and JEL is that they think these ads WORK. Guess what?? THEY DO NOT WORK!!!!! THEY HAVE STOPPED NOTHING!! Study after study after study has said the same thing : These ads do not work nor convince anybody to not do what they preach. You'd think they'd answer to this.. but oh no, they babble that drug/smoking has gone down in the last years... Here's the deal - if the decrease has occurred, its not because of some ad.. its because people just simply not done it. Also.. here is something for you [Swear-A-Thon©] to think about... look at the last presidential election - according to all those polls, JOHN KERRY should have won! Polls don't like right? Guess what - PEOPLE DO!!! Most said they were voting for Kerry.. and went and voted for BUSH! They did this to fuck with the pollers... and guess what? People that are polled if they do drugs 9 times out of 10 lie too... They are not going to openly say they do, and some actually say they do drugs but are as clean as a virgin's pussy. They do this to fuck with the pollers.. and so I have no faith in the "polls" and the "Statistics" that these groups spout out.
So... I know that these ads don't work and that mostly its a show of hypocrisy than anything else. Doing shit like drugs and smokes is a matter of personal choice. No amount of talking, advertising, information and laws is going to stop the person from making a bad choice. They may kill themselves. They may kill others. Ultimately its their fault and the lessons that they would teach are ignored by those who are going to still make the wrong choice. Don't believe me? Ask yourself : When was the last time an ad convinced ya not to do something? Never?
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
In closing, these groups need to wake up and smell the shit burning. They are fighting a pointless battle and nothing they can do can stop what they are against. Being a hypocrite is much worse than being a pot head. At least if you stop smoking pot, you won't be a pot head anymore. But being a hypocrite means you are a liar and nothing can ever change that.
JEL said once "We are not stupid and we are not going to take it anymore!"...
Yes you are stupid. Stupid and retarded. Now sit down and shut the fuck up before Ballsack finds out you have more cash and uses it for flowers for McGreedy.
Now get the fuck out of here... I am going to get me some....
[Choir Sings - "Amen"]
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