FCC = Fucking Controlling Cocksuckers
"Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! Its a monkey in a tree that has rabies and loves cheese! RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!"
[tipping Cowboy hat] Howdy all you Rabid Cheese Monkey fans... and fuck all ya haters, suck my dick... Time for this weeks episode of... ok more like your weekly rabies infection... Without further stalling...
Ok, I wrote earlier about the Super Bowl... and now comes my rant on the shit that pisses me off more than finding out I fucked a fat chick when I had (more than) one too many to drink or finding out that I am SANE and this rabies I have is just a cold... what is that you may wonder? NO..I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, IF I DID YOU'D BE WRITING THIS NOT ME!! I am talking about the shit that happened last year with Janet "Why the fuck is she in the music business?" Jackson... No not the "Clothing Malfunction", that was bull shit anyways THAT WAS INTENTIONAL AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE... I am talking about the shit AFTER it.. That's right, I am talking about the slow censorship and eradication of the First Admendment that is occurring thanks in part to the Fucking Communist Cunts, or as we know them the FCC....
The Federal Communication Commission (There Motto? "Nothing like 200+ year old paper to wipe our asses with!") got a whole ass load of complaints after Janet "Total Douche Bag Wash Out" Jackson showed her boob on TV. Who did the complaining? Parents. Parents that are so worried about OTHER children that they don't really notice what THEIR children are watching or care to sit down and explain to their kids the birds and bees.. but more specifically - TOO FUCKING LAZY TO TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF AND KEEP THEIR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES SHIT AND MAKE OTHER'S BUSINESS THEIR SHIT!!
Ok, I admit, I didn't want to see her damn boob just like anybody else. After all, her nudie pic is considered a weapon of mass destruction in 20 GALAXIES.. funny we went to war with Iraq over WMD and yet Playboy published one... Anyways... What followed was the equivalent of launching a tactical nuke trying to kill a flea. Suddenly, radio and TV became too afraid to even shit because the big bad FCC (Motto : "Freedom of speech and media for all.. unless we say otherwise!") would come along and hit them up with a fine! National TV stations became afraid to play anything that could be considered "Fine material" and Radio decided Howard Stern and Man Cow were "too Fine Material" for the air waves. Worst part? A movie, Saving Private Ryan, a damn fine movie and great educational value was DENIED play because stations were TOO FUCKING AFRAID the FCC (Motto : "Is that an elbow, or a boob? Ahh screw it.. fine them!") would fine everybody! Basically, these stations were afraid of their own shadows because some lazy ass parent could scream bloody murder and they'd end up with a fine!
Well, Rabid Cheese Monkey (Motto : ",!,, ^,~,^ ,,!,") has this to say - WHAT THE MUTHA FUCKING BLUE SHITTING HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYBODY??!!!! First let me aim my Double Barreled Insanity ShitGun at the National Stations and Radios... WHY MUST YOU BOW DOWN AND KISS THE ASS OF A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WHEN THE REST (ALL FEW MILLION, NOT 2 OR MORE) DON'T GIVE A FUCK?!!! Give us what we want and fuck those who whine! I admit, I wouldn't want you to just go ape shit and start broadcasting hardcore porn and I'll also admit that there are things children mustn't see... BUT THAT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF A PARENT NOT A NATIONAL TELEVISION/RADIO STATION TO DECIDE!!! Just use your head (the top one ya dumb shit!) and we will all be fine.
Now for you, you lazy excuses for parents.... Ok, its about time you fucking learn of this amazing thing on your television that has been there since the television has been created. Its called THE ON/OFF SWITCH!!! HOLY FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK ON ICE WITH SANTA CLAUS AND ELVIS!! YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE THAT FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN TURNING IT OFF AT NIGHT?!! FUCKING DAMN STRAIT YA RETARDED ASS FUCK!! Let me explain - See something that you find you don't want your kids to see? Just press that magical button called the On/Off (or Power button) and OH MY FUCKING GOD GOT UP AND DID THE RUMBA! THE BAD SHIT IS GONE!!! LIKE MAGIC!!! Sweet merciful crap, WHY can't ya do that instead of bitch about it? Furthermore... WHY must you concern yourself with OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS instead of YOUR OWN when you are doing a shit ass poor job of it???
Let me give ya an example... I was in this poor man's Walmart thats close to my tree, and I saw a mother and her tribe of Future Chain Gang Members doing typical things. Well, one of her kids wanted a game.. a M (for Mature) rated game. Now, you'd think that if you had any sort of scruples as a parent, you'd tell them "No, the game is M Rated.. I don't want ya to play a violent game"... Guess what? The "Mom" said "I don't know if they will let you buy it since it is M Rated" HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SAY "NO" BUT I KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE GAME IF THE STORE SAID NO!!! Besides, that store is shit.. they won't say no.. they need the money. I almost wanted to bitch slap her and say "Thanks Bitch for fucking over the game industry!" But RCM won't do that.. Why? 1) I don't hit women, 2) I was next in line, 3) My strait jacket was on with the "Danger! Stand Back! This monkey has rabies!" sign on it, and 4) Ultimately that was her choice to get it.. I have no right to condemn it.... However, SHE has no right to condemn what is on that game or in the game industry now because of HER choice. So that means she has NO right to scream bloody murder about how games have become violent because she knowingly bought one or knowingly gets violent movies/games/music for her kids.
Essentially - If you know you are buying something inappropriate, then its your fault if you find it offensive... and ignorance of the warnings (ie not knowing the rating system even though its played like a broken record on those kioses and clearly posted like everywhere) is ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE TO YOUR OWN IGNORANCE!!!! Its not the game/music/television/movie industry's fault you are an illiterate retarded ass pirate... You bought it, its your own damn fault. So don't force your ignorance on me because of your poor, ignorant choices.. Try it and you will be next in line for rabies shots with hand and dick welts all over ya!
And now... The FCC (Motto : "Fine them for playing 'Leave it to Beaver'.. Beaver is an offensive word and will corrupt our youth!"), RCM (Motto : ",!,, ^,~,^ ,,!,") saved ya for last... Mainly because ya keep moving around and I can't hit the backside of my ass with both hands....
Since the Janet "Get off the stage ya tallentless bitch!" Jackson donkey show... the Fucking Communist Cokeheads has been on the Holy Turd Grail Quest to "Clean up radio and TV".. and to basically go Censorship Happy and destroy the First Admendment all in the name of "Protecting children from Inappropriate Material"... well, protect this and kiss it because I am coming to bite it and give ya rabies!-> (_(_)
WHY THE FUCK MUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, WHO IS SO FAR OUT OF TOUCH WITH THIS THING CALLED "REALITY" THAT THEY PRETTY MUCH HAVE A MAILING ADDY NEXT TO SATCHQUATCH, DICTATE WHAT IS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE ON OPEN MEDIA?!!! We DON'T need a government body telling us these things.. and we don't need them to freak everytime a boob from a wash up appears on TV!! What you are doing isn't "Protecting" its called "Censorship".. something the Constitution said YOU MAY NOT DO YA FUCK HEADS!! NO GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION CAN SAY WHAT IS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE!!!!!! Furthermore, this "We will fine ya a bazillion dollars if we deem it inappropriate" is also dumb. Your "definition" of what is inappropriate is soooo vague that even something totally bland could get a massive fine.. ALL BECAUSE ONE SHIT HEAD DECIDED TO COMPLAIN!!!!! The actions of the FCC (Motto : "No Retard or Shithead left behind.. and forget common sense!") are sooo ludicrous that I am surprised they have gotten away with it as long as it has. They are effectively turning the Constitution into ass paper.
But here is the thing... this is the ONLY NATION that has such a hang up on sex on TV. Other nations and countries have shit on their airwaves that would make Janet "Get the fuck out of here!" Jackson look tame in comparison. Other places have shit like homosexuality, nudity, swearing... and they don't have all the rights we have here! What does that make the US then? More civil... or more fucking retarded? Oh we can have shit like CSI and show blood guts and gore.. but show a boob or a dick and HOLY SHIT! STOP THE PRESSES!! CAN'T HAVE BOOBS OR COCKS NEXT TO THE BLOOD!!! MAY TEACH KIDS TO GET IT OUT OF ORDER!!!! I say this - SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP IT SHUT!!!
I seriously don't believe kids mimic what they see on TV... I think they mimic what their parents teach and if that is faltered then we get these probs we have here. TV and the Media have NO BEARING on how kids will act.. WHAT PARENTS TEACH THEIR KIDS DOES MORE THAN WHAT THEIR KIDS WATCH!!!! It is quite possible that a kid could play violent video games and watch bloody movies... yet if a parent has taught that kid that all life is important and that they must NEVER take a life unless their life is in danger, that violence in real life solves nothing... then that kid I strongly think will never raise a hand in anger. As for sex... teach that kid that the opposite sex should be treated with respect and that they must NEVER disrespect or dehumanize them, then NO amount of sex on TV will cause that child to be a rapist or a spouse beater. This whole "We must protect the children!" is just a sugar coating for the removal of the First Admendment... and all subsequent Admendments after that...
So in closing its up to the individual, not a government body, to decide what is or isn't offensive. That the individual needs to take steps THEMSELVES to prevent offensive things from entering their homes. The FCC (Motto : "Common Sense? No, we need to be senseless!") should be there to prevent MAJOR NOT MINOR events from occurring. That ultimately it comes down to the individuals choice and that they are responsible for what their kids watch or not watch, NOT A FUCKING FEDERAL OFFICE!!! That if a kid acts antisocial, it is because of parents' raising.. or a mental disease... NOT THE MEDIA!!!
If it takes a village to raise a kid, then we are fucked because we have way too many village idiots here....
Now excuse me... I am going to go watch as this country gets destroyed after I watch "Naked Blood Bath"
[tipping Cowboy hat] Howdy all you Rabid Cheese Monkey fans... and fuck all ya haters, suck my dick... Time for this weeks episode of... ok more like your weekly rabies infection... Without further stalling...
Ok, I wrote earlier about the Super Bowl... and now comes my rant on the shit that pisses me off more than finding out I fucked a fat chick when I had (more than) one too many to drink or finding out that I am SANE and this rabies I have is just a cold... what is that you may wonder? NO..I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, IF I DID YOU'D BE WRITING THIS NOT ME!! I am talking about the shit that happened last year with Janet "Why the fuck is she in the music business?" Jackson... No not the "Clothing Malfunction", that was bull shit anyways THAT WAS INTENTIONAL AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE... I am talking about the shit AFTER it.. That's right, I am talking about the slow censorship and eradication of the First Admendment that is occurring thanks in part to the Fucking Communist Cunts, or as we know them the FCC....
The Federal Communication Commission (There Motto? "Nothing like 200+ year old paper to wipe our asses with!") got a whole ass load of complaints after Janet "Total Douche Bag Wash Out" Jackson showed her boob on TV. Who did the complaining? Parents. Parents that are so worried about OTHER children that they don't really notice what THEIR children are watching or care to sit down and explain to their kids the birds and bees.. but more specifically - TOO FUCKING LAZY TO TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF AND KEEP THEIR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES SHIT AND MAKE OTHER'S BUSINESS THEIR SHIT!!
Ok, I admit, I didn't want to see her damn boob just like anybody else. After all, her nudie pic is considered a weapon of mass destruction in 20 GALAXIES.. funny we went to war with Iraq over WMD and yet Playboy published one... Anyways... What followed was the equivalent of launching a tactical nuke trying to kill a flea. Suddenly, radio and TV became too afraid to even shit because the big bad FCC (Motto : "Freedom of speech and media for all.. unless we say otherwise!") would come along and hit them up with a fine! National TV stations became afraid to play anything that could be considered "Fine material" and Radio decided Howard Stern and Man Cow were "too Fine Material" for the air waves. Worst part? A movie, Saving Private Ryan, a damn fine movie and great educational value was DENIED play because stations were TOO FUCKING AFRAID the FCC (Motto : "Is that an elbow, or a boob? Ahh screw it.. fine them!") would fine everybody! Basically, these stations were afraid of their own shadows because some lazy ass parent could scream bloody murder and they'd end up with a fine!
Well, Rabid Cheese Monkey (Motto : ",!,, ^,~,^ ,,!,") has this to say - WHAT THE MUTHA FUCKING BLUE SHITTING HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYBODY??!!!! First let me aim my Double Barreled Insanity ShitGun at the National Stations and Radios... WHY MUST YOU BOW DOWN AND KISS THE ASS OF A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WHEN THE REST (ALL FEW MILLION, NOT 2 OR MORE) DON'T GIVE A FUCK?!!! Give us what we want and fuck those who whine! I admit, I wouldn't want you to just go ape shit and start broadcasting hardcore porn and I'll also admit that there are things children mustn't see... BUT THAT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF A PARENT NOT A NATIONAL TELEVISION/RADIO STATION TO DECIDE!!! Just use your head (the top one ya dumb shit!) and we will all be fine.
Now for you, you lazy excuses for parents.... Ok, its about time you fucking learn of this amazing thing on your television that has been there since the television has been created. Its called THE ON/OFF SWITCH!!! HOLY FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK ON ICE WITH SANTA CLAUS AND ELVIS!! YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE THAT FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN TURNING IT OFF AT NIGHT?!! FUCKING DAMN STRAIT YA RETARDED ASS FUCK!! Let me explain - See something that you find you don't want your kids to see? Just press that magical button called the On/Off (or Power button) and OH MY FUCKING GOD GOT UP AND DID THE RUMBA! THE BAD SHIT IS GONE!!! LIKE MAGIC!!! Sweet merciful crap, WHY can't ya do that instead of bitch about it? Furthermore... WHY must you concern yourself with OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS instead of YOUR OWN when you are doing a shit ass poor job of it???
Let me give ya an example... I was in this poor man's Walmart thats close to my tree, and I saw a mother and her tribe of Future Chain Gang Members doing typical things. Well, one of her kids wanted a game.. a M (for Mature) rated game. Now, you'd think that if you had any sort of scruples as a parent, you'd tell them "No, the game is M Rated.. I don't want ya to play a violent game"... Guess what? The "Mom" said "I don't know if they will let you buy it since it is M Rated" HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SAY "NO" BUT I KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE GAME IF THE STORE SAID NO!!! Besides, that store is shit.. they won't say no.. they need the money. I almost wanted to bitch slap her and say "Thanks Bitch for fucking over the game industry!" But RCM won't do that.. Why? 1) I don't hit women, 2) I was next in line, 3) My strait jacket was on with the "Danger! Stand Back! This monkey has rabies!" sign on it, and 4) Ultimately that was her choice to get it.. I have no right to condemn it.... However, SHE has no right to condemn what is on that game or in the game industry now because of HER choice. So that means she has NO right to scream bloody murder about how games have become violent because she knowingly bought one or knowingly gets violent movies/games/music for her kids.
Essentially - If you know you are buying something inappropriate, then its your fault if you find it offensive... and ignorance of the warnings (ie not knowing the rating system even though its played like a broken record on those kioses and clearly posted like everywhere) is ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE TO YOUR OWN IGNORANCE!!!! Its not the game/music/television/movie industry's fault you are an illiterate retarded ass pirate... You bought it, its your own damn fault. So don't force your ignorance on me because of your poor, ignorant choices.. Try it and you will be next in line for rabies shots with hand and dick welts all over ya!
And now... The FCC (Motto : "Fine them for playing 'Leave it to Beaver'.. Beaver is an offensive word and will corrupt our youth!"), RCM (Motto : ",!,, ^,~,^ ,,!,") saved ya for last... Mainly because ya keep moving around and I can't hit the backside of my ass with both hands....
Since the Janet "Get off the stage ya tallentless bitch!" Jackson donkey show... the Fucking Communist Cokeheads has been on the Holy Turd Grail Quest to "Clean up radio and TV".. and to basically go Censorship Happy and destroy the First Admendment all in the name of "Protecting children from Inappropriate Material"... well, protect this and kiss it because I am coming to bite it and give ya rabies!-> (_(_)
WHY THE FUCK MUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, WHO IS SO FAR OUT OF TOUCH WITH THIS THING CALLED "REALITY" THAT THEY PRETTY MUCH HAVE A MAILING ADDY NEXT TO SATCHQUATCH, DICTATE WHAT IS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE ON OPEN MEDIA?!!! We DON'T need a government body telling us these things.. and we don't need them to freak everytime a boob from a wash up appears on TV!! What you are doing isn't "Protecting" its called "Censorship".. something the Constitution said YOU MAY NOT DO YA FUCK HEADS!! NO GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION CAN SAY WHAT IS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE!!!!!! Furthermore, this "We will fine ya a bazillion dollars if we deem it inappropriate" is also dumb. Your "definition" of what is inappropriate is soooo vague that even something totally bland could get a massive fine.. ALL BECAUSE ONE SHIT HEAD DECIDED TO COMPLAIN!!!!! The actions of the FCC (Motto : "No Retard or Shithead left behind.. and forget common sense!") are sooo ludicrous that I am surprised they have gotten away with it as long as it has. They are effectively turning the Constitution into ass paper.
But here is the thing... this is the ONLY NATION that has such a hang up on sex on TV. Other nations and countries have shit on their airwaves that would make Janet "Get the fuck out of here!" Jackson look tame in comparison. Other places have shit like homosexuality, nudity, swearing... and they don't have all the rights we have here! What does that make the US then? More civil... or more fucking retarded? Oh we can have shit like CSI and show blood guts and gore.. but show a boob or a dick and HOLY SHIT! STOP THE PRESSES!! CAN'T HAVE BOOBS OR COCKS NEXT TO THE BLOOD!!! MAY TEACH KIDS TO GET IT OUT OF ORDER!!!! I say this - SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP IT SHUT!!!
I seriously don't believe kids mimic what they see on TV... I think they mimic what their parents teach and if that is faltered then we get these probs we have here. TV and the Media have NO BEARING on how kids will act.. WHAT PARENTS TEACH THEIR KIDS DOES MORE THAN WHAT THEIR KIDS WATCH!!!! It is quite possible that a kid could play violent video games and watch bloody movies... yet if a parent has taught that kid that all life is important and that they must NEVER take a life unless their life is in danger, that violence in real life solves nothing... then that kid I strongly think will never raise a hand in anger. As for sex... teach that kid that the opposite sex should be treated with respect and that they must NEVER disrespect or dehumanize them, then NO amount of sex on TV will cause that child to be a rapist or a spouse beater. This whole "We must protect the children!" is just a sugar coating for the removal of the First Admendment... and all subsequent Admendments after that...
So in closing its up to the individual, not a government body, to decide what is or isn't offensive. That the individual needs to take steps THEMSELVES to prevent offensive things from entering their homes. The FCC (Motto : "Common Sense? No, we need to be senseless!") should be there to prevent MAJOR NOT MINOR events from occurring. That ultimately it comes down to the individuals choice and that they are responsible for what their kids watch or not watch, NOT A FUCKING FEDERAL OFFICE!!! That if a kid acts antisocial, it is because of parents' raising.. or a mental disease... NOT THE MEDIA!!!
If it takes a village to raise a kid, then we are fucked because we have way too many village idiots here....
Now excuse me... I am going to go watch as this country gets destroyed after I watch "Naked Blood Bath"
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